If you marry me, you marry my colon

Smelly thoughts, musings, inspirations.

Neither one of us fart to show off. But it happens, and while one can TRY to reduce output by presoaking the beans, cooking the hell out of fresh vegetables, taking Bean-o, it will be a consistent nuisance.

A by-product of a *ahem* STELLAR diet will be flatulence. This is something we accept and welcome as a part of a vital existence. At home or on the hiking trail, after a hearty toot, we just chuckle, open the windows, say “Good onya, honey! Get it out!”, and move on.

Beans, beans. The magical fruit.
The more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you toot, the better you feel.
So have some beans at every meal!

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