DON’T LET THE EGGS ESCAPE!

Every morning Matt wakes up and says hello to the eggs in my abdomen.

They’re “good eggs,” he says.

As long as they stay in there, they will ALWAYS be good eggs! As soon as they are let out, they will start to suck your blood, your energy, your money right away and for the rest of your life! Then they’re no longer good eggs, they’re kids!

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At one time we were all “good eggs”. AND THEN WE ESCAPED!

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