Health Check: 1 Year Review
I went in to do my 1-year maintenance colonoscopy at Providence Milwaukie Hospital about two weeks ago (well, it was more like a 1-1/4 year colonoscopy after scheduling/insurance reviews, etc. Heck!). So I finally got in to do it. Hell-upon-hell, I can’t wait until I can spread these out to three years instead of annually (after about a 5-year maintenance period). The prep is just so dang uncomfortable. It was the kind where you have to fast from morning, then drink 1-1/2 gallon of terrible tasting solution over a 5-hour period, ten ounces at a time. I was so waterlogged, I felt sick and didn’t finish the whole bottle. But by that time nothing was coming out of me but clear water, so heck with it.
The good news came right away. After the exam Dr. Poorman said that there were no masses or concerning features, although he mentioned seeing some diverticulosis, an asymptomatic irritation of the lining of the lower bowel, typical of people my age and older. It is nothing to be alarmed about, and he recommended eating more fiber. Good grief, I how much more fiber can I possibly eat given my high-fiber diet?
Then he recommended a CT scan to look into surrounding tissue and organs, also just a maintenance exam. So I went through the scheduling and insurance review rigamaroll, fortunately I could schedule for the following week.
The CT scan requires a fast for four hours, ok, and then an hour before the procedure a liquid prep of 16 ounces of contrast solution, which I remember tasting worse the last time than this time. I guess I was really hungry?
The actual procedure is pretty quick, and the radiology technician was awesome at explaining the whole process so patiently, professionally and thoroughly. Everything went smoothly, including the IV. I think only one before this has ever been so painless, woohoo! So then a few days later, the office called to reconfirm the earlier test results that there was nothing outstanding shown in the scans. Double WOOHOO!
Happy news. So that will do me for another year.
Wow, I’ve passed all my 1-year anniversaries
– Diagnosis (Feb 23)
– Colon resect/j-pouch/ileostomy (May 23)
– Ileostomy take-down (Jul 11).
One more anniversary coming up: The hernia surgery (Oct 15).
Now, here I am
It is all a memory, and getting more distant. Just some lingering reminders like the scars on my abdomen (battle wounds), some extra diarrhea (punishment for eating the wrong things), more gas (hmm, endearing), some shortage of energy (compared to BC – before cancer), and being initiated as a statistic in the ever-growing colorectal cancer club!
Well, it could be worse!